Catlateral Damage is a first person mischievous cat simulator, where your objective is to knock as many of your loving owners belongings onto the floor within a 2 minute time limit.
It’s a fun little game, and there’s a lot of satisfaction to be had from knocking things over and making a mess (That’s probably why cats do it in the first place). The dev plans to add more levels (rooms) to destroy, but at the Alpha gives you free reign to destroy your owners bedroom for 2 mins. On your marks… get set… destroy!!
Video games in 2014 are off to a fucking phenomenal start
Oh my god. (Playing this when I find the energy to go upstairs)
Raise your hands, guys. Me first.
Nice to meet you, we’re all one in this heaven. :D
I wanna be a british girl…! Or move on this island. *-*
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
THAT TOOK ME SO LONG AND I HAD TO CONCENTRATE SO HARD BUT IT WAS WORTH IT
Step 1: look at his belly.
Step 2: either look up or look down. It depends on the direction you move your eyes if the hotdogs fly out of his pants, or move inside the pants. =D
BENEDICT PLEASE ANSWER IN AN INTERVIEW THIS QUESTION:
WHAT. IS. YOUR. EYE COLOUR.
"Sherlock… we have to go or we’ll be late" John whispered into the full, plush lips. Sherlock just sighed with exasperation.
"John, we still have three hours to get there…" he lowered his head and bit John’s neck lightly, soothing the area with his tongue. It was just a nibble, but it set the doctor’s skin on fire.
"Sherlock, please, don’t do this… please"
"Why?" He asked, raising his head and locking his grey-blue eyes with the smaller man. "This is the our last chance, John. You must see this… you must…" he pleaded, dragging John to his green armchair and forcing him to sit down.
"Why now?" The doctor moaned, feeling Sherlock’s nimble fingers opening his trousers and pulling them down around his ankles.
"Because it’s the last time you are mine…" the detective growled, lowering himself and kissing John hungrily. One of his hands made their way to John’s briefs, annoyed at their presence, and tugged them down. He wrapped one elegant hand around John’s length and squeezed, tearing a small, helpless moan from his beloved doctor.
He worked quickly, pulling and squeezing, rendering his friend to incoherent lump of desire. When he leaned back, gasping for air himself, he saw the flushed cheeks, wide dilated pupils and parted wet lips. He growled at the sight beneath him, scooting down to his knees and searching for a bottle of lube underneath the chair. He stashed it there almost a month ago, hoping he could bring the topic earlier… But now, now it was the last chance to keep John here. His John.
"Sherlock, oh god…" John hissed, feeling two slick, slender fingers probing at his entrance. The detective pushed in gently, slowly, savouring each sharp gasp escaping his doctor. It was delicious and perfect…
"God, John…" he moaned into the smaller man’s collar, feeling himself hard and aching beneath his own clothes. He worked quickly and sufficiently, preparing John in no time. The doctor relaxed gradually, Sherlock’s fingers and his hot lips on the side of his neck made him fell like jelly.
Soon enough Sherlock pulled his fingers out, unzipped his trousers and leaned over John, gripping the back of the chair for support. The doctor’s eyes closed and he gave a breathy moan when the taller man breached him, slowly but insistently sinking deeper. When he was fully inside he opened his eyes to find John looking at him. The doctor shifted forward to kiss him deeply, delicately, licking softly against Sherlock’s tongue.
"I’m sorry, John… I’m so sorry…" he gasped when they broke for air.
"What for, Sherlock?"
"For waiting too long…" he gasped and started to thrust.
Their cries could be easily heard in the flat downstairs, where Mrs. Hudson was making tea for her beautiful guest. Mary left her kitchen two minutes later, leaving John his ring and a scrap of paper.
~Take care of each other~
——- I hope you don’t mind this little ficlet? Beautiful art, very inspiring!
Look at this beautiful fic. Too great. It is hot and awesome.
I’m so happy. XD
sometimes i marvel at the fact that people actually tell me they’re intimidated by me or scared of me when i am??? the embodiment of this gif???? thats literally all i am
I should have done this some time ago but getting my arse in gear and taking the photos, seemed like such hard work (I’m so lazy fuck!).
Anyway here it is (better late than never). It was going to be 20,000 but then I moved house and you know how things are.
This is a MULTI-FANDOM giveaway.
1. You must be following me, it’s a follower giveaway after all.
2. No giveaway blogs (though it doesn’t have to be your main blog).
3. Re-blogs and likes count.
4. I will ship anywhere but be warned I will only pay standard post, so if it gets lost on the way, I’m sorry but tough (I will keep postal receipts so I can’t be accused of not sending).
5. Giveaway ends in one calendar month, on March 23rd. Winners will have 48 hours to respond or I will pick someone else.
6. You must be prepared to give me a postal address (obviously).
7. There will be three winners.
First winner can choose five things from group 1 ( that’s 5 individual items). One thing from group 2. Two things from group 3. One thing from group 4 and three things from group 5 (DVDs are one item each).
Second winner can choose (after first winner) 3 things from group 1. One thing from group 2. One thing from group 3. One thing from group 4 and 3 things from group 5.
Third winner can choose (after winners 1 and 2) 3 things from group 1. One thing from group 2. One thing from group 3. One thing from group 4 and 3 things from group 5.
Badges and penis lipsticks are one item each. The army patches are two sets, each set is one item. The desert ones have been to Afghanistan and back, the green ones are new. Info on the tags is from Two Two One Bravo Baker.
Dean’s necklace, handmade sterling silver (adjustable) angel wings ring and keychain.
Star Trek keychain (this is a one off I had made), Commander badge, luggage tag, and passport holder. Doctor Who wallet.
Game of Thrones season 3 complete. I think this is multi region but I haven’t checked so it’s your risk. Stark ring in stainless steel (it is very large) and dragon ear cuff.
Waistcoat is marked large but isn’t very large, Hawking DVD I think is multi-region as it’s a copy of a download (not the greatest quality but not bad). Other DVDs are all region 2 (Europe) and used. Rupert Graves in Maurice, Martin Freeman in Swinging with the Finkels and The Old Curiosity Shop. A skull and roses cross necklace, a handmade (by me) pirate necklace and a Lord of the Rings elf necklace. Last of all one of those iPhone/iPod headphone cases.
Ooops forgot to say winners will be picked at random.
congrats on the followers hunni, you deserve every single one of us! sooo much to chose from!!
Emphasis: You don’t get to decide what women are deserving of your respect. WE ALL ARE.
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway
So these badges are a bit different from how I made the previous gym badges. I went for a more simple and larger design for ease of assembly. I hope they’re still to everyone’s liking! They’re available for purchase in my shop for preorders, but I’m giving you guys a chance to win a set here.
- 1 winner will receive a set of Kalos gym Badges
- Reblog this post once for an entry to win
- Likes/Follows do not count, but appreciated
- Giveaway ends February 27th 2014, Thursday at 11:59pm PST
- Winners will be announced February 28th 2014,
Reblog or Espurr will unleash it’s wrath upon you!